There's this show -- "Pinaka" -- on the UHF channel that is patterned after the E! channel Rank program and David Letterman's Top 10. Caught this funny countdown a couple of weeks ago. I could've written this list myself:
Pinaka-madalas na mapapanood sa mga Tagalog movies (and tv programs):
10. The lead characters talk to themselves while standing in front of a mirror, or while holding a picture of someone
9. All the goons wear black leather jackets
8. One character always suffer from amnesia
7. One character mentions the title of the movie / program
6. The police always arrive late --- just in time after the bida kills the villain
5. While one character is on the brink of death, nobody thinks of calling an ambulance or a doctor
4. When one character goes home, ang bitbit na pasalubong is always.... pancit
3. Just before magpatayan ang bida and kontrabida, meron lagi mahabang usapan muna
2. Similarly, laging may mahaaaaabang death scene coz the dying character has so many revelations and bilins pa
1. When a female character vomits, people immediately conclude that she's pregnant.
Oh, I can add a lot of things to this list.... my dear friends, maybe you can think of a few things too...
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